Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, I did new material. But I recommend everybody check it out. Well, I was at home (sits down). I have to use bad grammar with this: you aint gotta do nothing. I did a show and I told her, youve got to do standup again. And Im not sure thats true of all clichs; I dont think it is. So I said, Stephen, this is a lot for me. Ellen draws people in in such a great way. Youre being asked to host this show because youre charming. He said, Youre being asked to host this show because you are one of the greatest comedians of a generation., But Stephens Black, so what does he know? Because if youre going to do it, in that moment you should have a need or at least a curiosity of what does being the best at this feel like? It wasnt just like a couple of friends and me with camcorders, this was HBO. One was and again, Im paraphrasing this but he seems to eat the same things and eat at the same places constantly. Id probably do some weird artist stuff. Thats why I like reading biographies. I took this job assuming they hadnt changed at all. You make this thing and then you figure out alright, how do we get this in the right hands? You know what I mean? I dont know. First-time Golden Globes host Jerrod Carmichael didn't shy away from the elephant in the room when he took the stage for his monologue. The 25 Defining Works of the Black Renaissance. Jerrod Carmichael: Dont deny the experience. I just want to think about the material, because thats what we wanted to capture. Tim Ferriss: Yeah. And so that was really useful; surrounding yourself with like-minded people. Jerrod Carmichael: I was outside a movie theater and I was doing it and everyone was glowing. Tim Ferriss: Have you always had that focus on deep work? I heard they got six new Black members, congrats to them, whatever, sure. He knew exactly who he was. Its funny but its not the way just the guy at your job is funny; its different. And she pushed me really hard to do it. 1. Jerrod Carmichael: Right. Jerrod Carmichael: Does your mom not hydrate? You dont know what youre doing. If you settle down a little bit, Ill tell you whats been going on. Jerrod Carmichael poked fun at Tom Cruise at the 80th annual Golden Globes. It marks Carmichael's third HBO stand-up comedy special, having made his HBO debut in 2014 with Jerrod Carmichael: Love at the Store. The recent Emmy Winner said he was torn when first offered the gig. Carmichael spoke to ET's Kevin Frazier and Nischelle Turner ahead of the ceremony, where he explained in more detail his head-turning look. Carmichael also made a splash in April when he hosted Saturday Night Live. Tim Ferriss: Youre like earn the ten commandments of comedy. You can de-fuck the script later. So, he used the time to ask someone for help: Barack. My mom was more nervous; my dad was really encouraging. You wont always necessarily have that career but your life can be fulfilled and you can contribute in a meaningful way to those around you, to your environment. Life really comes at you fast.. But there was no reason to not do it, just because theyd never done it before. Tim Ferriss: I can look it up and Ill put it in the show notes for folks. Can you tell us about this? You know what I mean? Once you kind of figure that out, truthfully humor played a big role in that. Jerrod Carmichael: His name makes you want waffles. You tell yourself it will never happen again; it will but tell yourself that it wont and go do it again. Tim Ferriss: If you had to chose three comedians of any type to combine into one super comedian for yourself right now, who comes to mind and why would you pick them? I heard they got six new Black members. I think I ignore a lot of things like industry stuff, like things that matter to a lot of other comedians dont necessarily matter to me. Tim Ferriss:And if you want to sound like a substitute teacher, Ill just sound like a fortune cookie or the back page of a newspaper thats full of quotes. He also stared as Freddy, opposite Rose Byrne, Susan Sarandon, and J.K. Simmons in The Meddler, which was released in April 2016. They found a way to build a career around them, as opposed to. But he said and again, Im paraphrasing but roughly when you hear a clich, pay attention because a truth is being told. And I called Stephen back and I said, Im happy to do this, and I was really proud of that decision until I got an email from my publicist saying that Helen, the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Assn., wanted to have a one-on-one sit-down with me. I call that one of my biggest mistakes; even going. You grew up in North Carolina. Tim Ferriss: You can de-fuck the script later. Carmichael's star role was in the 2014 film Neighbors. It was a mode of frank disclosure, in which he aimed to create a . Find out where you can contribute because its not always through work. Start Your Free Trial New subscribers only. And I said to Avery, I said, Avery, they asked me to host the Golden Globes. And I said, What should I do?, And she said, Ooh, bookie, Im so proud of you! What is this kid doing? 8:30 p.m. ET/9:30 p.m. PT. Tim Ferriss: It makes me think of a guest I had on some time ago, Shay Carl who is a huge YouTube celebrity; he has I think close to 3 billion views now. He concluded his set by celebrating the really incredible artists and the evening dedicated to honoring their work. You know, like we had fun. Jerrod Carmichael: We had fun. Also that is a personal thing because for instance, we were talking about social media and certain people are great and its a source of inspiration and a source of great content on social media. Like you walk in and some people are just there to party, and there are some people there just as a brief escape from doing something. Now, just 29 years old, and what this North Carolina native has accomplished in that short period of time is mind-boggling to me, and I know a lot of productive people. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah. I really appreciate it. There are great scenes around the country; Chicago, Atlanta, and San Francisco have an amazing comedy scene. I saw her and it was like yeah, she had really milky skin. Jerrod Carmichael: If Im excited about anything, then I try and share it with everybody in my life immediately. Jerrod Carmichael: It was fun. We were so excited. Like, people I admire, people I would like to be like, people that Im jealous of and people that are actually really incredible artists. I dont sleep a lot. Tim Ferriss: It might be. Tim Ferriss: Oh, man. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, that guy was oh, man. In his HBO comedy special, Rothaniel, Jerrod Carmichael opens up about his real name, his family tree, and his sexual orientation. I dont like too much noise, as a helicopter flies above us. Do you like to read? Tim Ferriss: Explain that. I play it sometimes and try and write it but I just want to figure it out. What are your go-to gifts? And I said, No thanks. I know a trap when I hear a trap. So even just like, I dont know, the worst thing is just like looking for it; looking for advice. A lot of times comedians get frustrated with certain things but thats part of any business; understanding business to a certain extent is really important. You mentioned the food, which for me is extremely key. You know? (Rich Polk/NBC/Getty Images) "I'm here because I'm Black," Jerrod Carmichael told the crowd of his hosting duties. Jerrod Carmichael - How To Be A Great Boyfriend Just For Laughs 1.38M subscribers Subscribe 14K Share 547K views 4 years ago #JerrodCarmichael on why he wants a girlfriend, what it takes to be in. CARMICHAEL: Yeah. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, I bought a lot of the same, like white sweatshirt, grey pants, like Timberlands every day. Everyone was just like oh, man, thank you; thank God for you. Im in this environment where I can share these thoughts, no matter how dark or how weird they may be. Jerrod Carmichael: You disregard it, and your looking for whats the real answer? Clothing or all these things as they relate to work are important; like its a lot of intention behind, like I said, wardrobe for the show and that type of thing. Jerrod Carmichael: Nothing else I guess its good; there are no unanswered questions in that title. Tim Ferriss: Can you give any examples, like past or present? Jerrod Carmichael: Ladies and gentlemen, Jerrod Carmichael. The comedian, who wrapped the third and final season of his beloved NBC sitcom "The Carmichael Show" in 2017, split his time in lockdown between his home in New York, hotels in Santa Monica, various family members' houses in North Carolina and the L.A. home Bo Burnham shares with his girlfriend, "Hustlers" director Lorene Scafaria."Bo's my best friend," said Carmichael. At all. Dr. Seuss has a great quote: The people who dont mind dont matter, and the people who matter dont mind.. Jerrod Carmichael: Yes. You just disregard it. I didnt make it to the final round, mind you, thank God. Because I was here just doing standup, and that was purely a logistic thing. Thats kind of the truth. I went bowling the other night, and at first we were kind of playing around and then my friend started bowling a little bit better, and I was like, Im going to start bowling a little bit better. 93%. You know what I like about that book? Tim Ferriss: If for whatever reason at some point you stop liking comedy, lets just say, but you need to keep yourself busy, what would you do instead? [6], Carmichael moved to Los Angeles at the age of 20 to pursue his dream of being a stand-up comedian although he had never performed comedy. And specific ideas about it. I loved it; I loved doing comedy so I would have just gone to New York and just stayed there. be cool. If you focus on the work, I think thats all it is. There are a lot of comedians who arent funny or dont have stage presence but have excellent websites. Tim Ferriss: Ive never met Dov; also one of my favorites. You are welcome to share the below transcript (up to 500 words but not more) in media articles (e.g., The New York Times, LA Times, The Guardian), on your personal website, in a non-commercial article or blog post (e.g., Medium), and/or on a personal social media account for non-commercial purposes, provided that you include attribution to The Tim Ferriss Show and link back to the tim.blog/podcast URL. Carmichael's two-part video diary Home Videos and Sermon On The Mount also premiered on HBO in 2019. You have to be aware of what the audience is seeing. And then Ill ask you where people can find you and everything youre up to. Focus on something else and then itll come to you. Is there an action that you could recommend? The first one, we may not explore for very long. The special was followed by Jerrod Carmichael: 8 in. Its August and the sun is up, and there are just comedians in the back. Because this is someone who youre gong to work with a lot; youre going to have a lot of interactions with. We actually just talked about that. Richard Pryor, I mean just for being raw; youve got to say Richard. I dont want to have to think about what to have for breakfast. Everyone, lets be a little quiet here. But he said he wasnt too interested. A hilarious preview of comic/writer/actor Jerrod Carmichael in his second solo HBO stand-up special. In 2017, Bo Burnham directed his sophomore HBO special, Jerrod Carmichael: 8. Jerrod Carmichael: So well crafted. Jerrod is no stranger to live shows, winning an Emmy . Tim Ferriss: Thats very much Steve Jobs-ian; thats what he did. Also, validation is important from outside sources. Like seeking any shortcut or easy answer is always a mistake. Jerrod Carmichael: And it was Evan Goldberg, who was in the audience for the show and I just talked to him. I used to walk around all the time. It sounds super cheesy. Jerrod Carmichael: Ooh, thats interesting. Im happy Im here. The HFPA have chosen comedian Jerrod Carmichael to host the 2023 Golden Globes. The language, it reminds me language-wise of Confederacy of Dunces; the language is so good. He has a collection of more than 100 formal shoes and his wife likes his collection.Jerrod Carmichael loves to buy new shoes every month when he has some time to go shopping.. So you cant just hit them with the same pitch 40 times in a row. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, Ill go back to that. We had done a weekend in La Jolla and then that Monday, I just got a text: go pick up your car. I mean, what is that? Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah. Welcome to the 80th annual Golden Globe Awards. Tim Ferriss: I suppose thats the environment for it, right? Jerrod Carmichael: 8 Comic/writer/actor Jerrod Carmichael stars in his second solo HBO stand-up special, taped in the round at the Masonic Hall in NYC. In "Rothaniel," Carmichael revealed that. 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I sold a lot of I think I deserved more. Carmichael made the trek to Los Angeles when he was 21 to jumpstart his Hollywood career. It doesnt sound this way but is it because you were maybe unpopular in school so you spent a lot of time alone? So do with that information what you will.. In March of 2017, this year, Jerrod will start in his second stand-up comedy special on HBO directed by Bo Burnham. You had a uniform for a very long time. I think I was When I was a kid, I used to just record things. (Thanks to Brian Oberkirch for the inspiration.). Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, a friend of mine recommended it to me. Get to know yourself and be honest with the responses you have emotionally into things. Weve got a raven, weve got running water. Tim Ferriss: I think what you said just before that also is really important, and that is being aware of how you emotionally respond to things. You walk into a restaurant, you know what youre getting. I did the other night in the rain, and it was one of the greatest nights. Taped in the round, and in front of an enthusiastic crowd in the historic Masonic Hall in New York City, this one-hour show features the affable and unassuming Carmichael offering up his sharp, subversive take on a range . Tim Ferriss: Yeah, a 10x compounded disaster later. On Twitter you can say hello @NotoriousROD. Im very thankful. Chris Rock man, its hard. Could you imagine if I just rebelled? is very kind of Judd Apatow, meaning what the script comes in looking like is nothing like the end product. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, how many ounces; exactly. Like, one minute youre making mint tea at home. 2 is that I went on Twitter, and this is how we met, if you might remember. Everyone, let's be a little quiet here. People in the back, let's be a little quiet here. Tim Ferriss: Hard to be more [inaudible] . If youve seen Neighbors, he did that in the Universal comedy sequel Neighbors 2 opposite Seth Rogen and Zac Effron. Before The Times, she was a television reporter at Deadline Hollywood, where she first served as an associate editor. Tim Ferriss: Alright. My mom and dad gave me a lot of freedom, which is so healthy. Tim Ferriss: Its tough. So much going on in Los Angeles today. They were excited. that offers or promotes your or anothers products or services. Tim Ferriss: But it was a sleeper, so everyone was asleep except for me, and Im drinking wine and watching your stand-up. Theres definitely domestic abuse going on in there. So this guy. Jerrod Carmichael: Anything that begins with you gotta. You aint gotta do anything. So there are two things from Evan that I wanted to make sure I hit. Jerrod Carmichael: Like wait, like what? After accepting the job, the comic said he was required to meet with the HFPA president, Helen Hoehne, to learn about the organizations recent reforms. I dont like noise. Bo Burnham, hes a friend of mine but I mean it wholeheartedly; Bo Burnham because hes one of my favorite people to just watch perform. My mom has a great spirit; one of the purest people that I know. Love at the Store, this is a name I want you to remember. "I'm not going to talk about it,". Have an honest assessment of yourself, an honest assessment of your life and know what youre good at. I feel great; blueberries and eggs. Times Assistant Managing Editor Samantha Melbourneweaver contributed to this report. Jerrod Carmichael: I want to figure it out. So we do talk about focus and how he went from East Coast to West Coast and got all of this done. Jerrod Carmichael: His story is so interesting, and just him starting so late or getting the recognition so late. Its hard to accept because the world just jades you. Theyre going to be like: fuck off, kid, number one. Here are your biggest questions about Jerrod . Jerrod Carmichael: Whatever time breakfast is but yes, for years; blueberries and eggs. Jerrod Carmichael: Its healthy. Jerrod Carmichael: Not really. Jerrod CarmichaelRIGHT NOW is who y'all swear Dave Chappelle still is. Jerrod Carmichael comes out as gay in an HBO special about his family's secrets April 1, 2022 "I'll be totally honest with everyone here tonight. A man just skated out on this is going to end very badly. Tim Ferriss: Its like no, no; thats actually really deep, if you think about it. Let me call you back., So I did what I do when I have a moral-racial dilemma: I called the homegirl, Avery. Tim Ferriss: Yeah, there are a lot of people jumping around across the street. They had many, many different revisions of this script which, as I understand it. I hate when I see kids being inhibited. You know, be like Bob Dylan and start painting, you know what I mean? As a comedian, he has successfully made a hefty sum of money for himself and his family. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah. 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Listen on Apple Podcasts Listen on Stitcher They were like, You hear about Clarences new job? Jerrod Carmichael: No. Heres how they made their way back for Tuesdays telecast. The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes. Tim Ferriss: You need the spiritual palette cleanser first. We didnt have a lot of money but it was great. Jerrod Carmichael: Thats perfect. Jerrod Carmichael: Or not; or its someones birthday. Had I made it to the final round, I would not have a show on NBC. While it's unknown if Carmichael has ever been married, he came out as a member of the LGBTQ community in his 2022 HBO special "Rothaniel." He also identifies as bisexual. I dont know what it is. My friend Angelo and me liked to used to point to the lines and assign them to certain comedians. All Rights Reserved. Whatever.. Jerrod Carmichael: Literally loitering outside of a movie theater. Facing a moral, racial dilemma, Carmichael said the $500,000 paycheck was a major deciding factor. But Ive come to appreciate things that I always disregarded because I heard them to often. And say, Oh, theres Richard Pryors. Wed just assign them. So I guess technically, I didnt bomb but it was a soliloquy. You go into a nightclub and there are a lot of good looking people hanging out. I am your host, Jerrod Carmichael (applause). But for me personally, I would never do any type of reality competition-type no. Was it recommend to you? All transcripts from The Tim Ferriss Show, my interview with comedian Jerrod Carmichael. How much are they paying you? And I said, $500,000. And she said, Boy, if you dont put on a good suit and take them white people money., And I kind of forget that, where Im from, we all live by a strict take the money mentality. Tim Ferriss: Although if someone finds you loitering in front of a movie theater. For me, it doesnt contribute to my life in a meaningful way so I dont do it. Ill talk to her for a few minutes and then Ill do other calls. If youre gonna do it. [25][26] He came out as gay in his comedy special Rothaniel (2022). This episode features one of my favorite comedians of all time, and he is a young fellow, Jerrod Carmichael. Training is one thing. Jerrod Carmichael: Being a guy who clearly doesnt have a girlfriend. What am I, going to do a couple parades on weight? Jerrod Carmichael revealed the reason he believes he was chosen to host the 2023 Golden Globes.. Jerrod Carmichael: Oh, man. Please do not put your URL in the comment text and please use your PERSONAL name or initials and not your business name, as the latter comes off like spam. Transcripts may contain a few typoswith some episodes lasting 2+ hours, its difficult to catch some minor errors. Jerrod Carmichael: Hey, not to toot my own horn but I am fucking amazing at it. Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel (2022) | Transcript May 24, 2022 Features Jerrod Carmichael in a standup comedy show at the legendary Blue Note Jazz Club in New York City. One person was manning a keyboard, typing everything in. All Transcripts from The Tim Ferriss Show! Its like it retired here. Jerrod Carmichael: Absolutely. Tim Ferriss: Well, especially if youve chosen to put yourself in a place like LA. My brother was excited. Congrats to them. That room had been very special to me and it just kind of worked out. Jerrod Carmichael: Really the two first career goals I remember, I wrote down that I wanted my first time doing standup on television to be HBO, and I wanted a show on NBC. Jerrod Carmichael: Thats the environment. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes. After coming onstage without a microphone, he settled the. If my comedy has a style or an intention behind it, its that eighth grade class; me against everyone else in the class. I get solid, 90-minute days in there. They havent had a Black host in 79 years. Its just in stacks; I just have stacks of the shirts and stacks of the pants and just grab the one off the top. Tim Ferriss: Is there anything in your creative process for developing material that is unusual when you describe it to other standup comedians or other people? And I said, No thanks. I dont know why I immediately went to the negative like that; like theres no way this ends good. Its a good government job.. Because that first moment, you just jump into a thing. I know style numbers, I know what department it is. Jerrod Carmichael: Me, the kids in the neighborhood, my family, everyones involved. Tim Ferriss: We were talking about music, just to touch on that because Im able to work to certain types of music; generally instrumental, often electronic. Obviously youll collaborate with people and youll be so inspired by others and the people you work with. Jerrod Carmichael: People focus on the wrong things. Carmichael, who signed on as host in December, addressed why the ceremony didnt air on TV last year. Jerrod Carmichael: Thats a good question. "Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel," which was directed by comedian Bo Burnham, was lauded for its brutally honest, yet extremely funny, personal account. [24] He has discussed his relationships with both men and women during his documentary series Home Videos (2019). Because again, in this environment you dont want to make people uncomfortable. I know a trap when I hear a trap., And I thought it went away. You plugged it for me. It was one of the nicest things. Critical is fine, but if youre rude, well delete your stuff. Yeah, this was in Texas. How many ounces did you have? Jerrod Carmichael: Its people; were all just people. The celebrated comic, 35, opened the awards show by confronting the reason it was missing from . Understanding that Im sure you have a lot of influences and there are a lot of incredibly funny people out there, but. Locations; I repeat locations all the time. Tim Ferriss: This is a Sunday; as context for people. Hes pushing the boundaries of comedy with his groundbreaking work in stand-up, television, and film. And if you visit him on social media right now, he has zero posts on Twitter, on Instagram @jerrodcarmichael, and 2017 is going to be his biggest year yet. Jerrod Carmichael: 8. Jerrod Carmichael: No Plan B for me. So do with that information what you will. But if you were to think of anything that occurs to you as mistakes that novice comedians or standup comedians make, what are some common mistakes? Jerrod Carmichael: Those that I named are great. Tim Ferriss: He walked me through and hes like: yeah, and heres the table; you see all the scratch marks from razor blades? Jerrod Carmichael: An insane amount of helicopters. Tim Ferriss's 4-Hour Workweek and Lifestyle Design Blog. I was asking questions about folks and he pointed to yours, because I mentioned how Id watched Neighbors and enjoyed your particular role in that movie. I wanted it just to be real and an exploration, like these certain words that are captured. Jerrod Carmichael: Focus on something else. [12] [13] He has released two stand-up HBO comedy specials: Jerrod Carmichael: Love at the Store (2014) and Jerrod Carmichael: 8 (2017). I just found a place, told my parents. Jerrod Carmichael: Listen to yourself. Certain nights, you can kind of catch up but Ill read until 4 or 5 in the morning. He breaks the news after a story about his dad getting caught cheating. Jerrod Carmichael: Its fun. This site is anAmazon Associateand purchases through Amazon links may earn an affiliate commission. [7] His first time doing stand-up was at an open mic night at The Comedy Store in West Hollywood. [19] In the same year, he was hired by Quentin Tarantino to co-write a film adaptation based on the Django/Zorro crossover comic book series. What do you say to that person? Do you remember any of the decisions? Tim Ferriss: Hes a prolific generator of ideas. I was infatuated with the camcorder, and just like recording things and doing ketches. Did you have to have a big conversation with them about packing up and moving west? In his new HBO special Rothaniel, comic Jerrod Carmichael comes out as gay. They had never done it before. Magazines, Digital A PERSON WITH INTERESTS IN RELEVANT SECURITIES REPRESENTING 1% OR MORE Rule 8.3 of the Takeover Code (the "Code") 1. Youre being asked to host this show because youre charming. He said, Youre being asked to host this show because youre one of the greatest comedians of a generation.. Everyone looks, first of all, amazing. Tim Ferriss: And then shortly thereafter, I think I told you about this, we have all sorts of exciting sounds going on. 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