(sniffs) It's brimstone. Hang on now. She tosses the bouquet and lays back down, swooning. Shrek looks up and spots that the chain is jammed above him. But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it. Shrek: Alone. There are those who thinklittle of him. The dragon pauses, looks at him inquisitively, and then smiles. Parfaits. -Twenty pieces. Andhere they are! They sprint as fast as they can out of the castle and onto the rickety bridge as Dragon breathes a huge fireball behind them. The old woman steps up to the table. Now kiss me! Walking through a field at sunset. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before loudly roaring in is face. SHREK: (Sighs) Alright. Look, I ain't never seen you like this before. Parfaits are delicious. The Big Bad Wolf and a wizard point at each other. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. FIONA: No kidding. I'm so sorry. No! I'm an ogre! Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts. I didn't invite them. He does. SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. He lies on his back. Dragon looks up at the chandelier hanging above them and gently lights its candles with her fire breath. DONKEY: Stairs? (continues to bounce and sway as he backs Donkey across the bridge). SHREK: Um, I, uh-- I guess we better move on. You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place. Shrek walks off. (He spits milk into Farquaad's eye. You cut me real deep just now. Before sunset. SHREK: Look princess you're not making my job any easier. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Shrek enters the outhouse and slams the door behind him. Right? They forgive each other! SHREK: All right, get out of here. Shrek uses the ropes to launch himself at two knights, knocking them over with his arms. The guard offers Fiona assistance, but she looks up onto the saddle on her own. I wanted to show you before. It's hideous! DONKEY: Ha, ha! SHREK: Yeah, well, maybe you're right, princess. DONKEY: You're afraid of the dark, aren't you? All I have to do is just find someone who can go MIRROR: But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. She throws a twig at him as they both laugh, letting go of their balloons. Oh. I told ya I'd find it. Dragon smiles, and nods, and takes off towards the town streets. FIONA: Well, can I at least know the name of my champion? Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. We'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time. That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. (he holds out his onion). MERRYMEN: He's mad, he's really, really mad! shrek script no spaces. Shrek pushes through the entrance's turnstile, but Donkey gets caught in it and lands on the ground with a thud. FIONA: But there's.robbers in the woods. The mirror shows an image of a giant dragon besides a tower and then of a giant castle surrounded by lava. FIONA: But Donkey, I'm a princess, and this is not how a princess is meant to look. That's the last thing on my mind. Shrek jump kicks a knight, and then body slams another. Donkey sniffs the eggs and licks his lips. Donkey kicks his helmet, and the ding sounds the end of the match. You go back. Bring it in! You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. As the bishop talks we see Donkey through one of the windows as Shrek tosses him up so he can see. Me, me! DONKEY: (chuckes along nervously) Uh, Shrek? DONKEY: Oh y'know I'd, I'd really love to stay, but -- (Dragon tugs at Donkey's tail with her mouth). FIONA: Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! We both have layers. You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. DONKEY: Ohh. Shrek (Script) Lyrics SHREK Written by William Steig & Ted Elliott SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. SHREK: Listen, little donkey. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs (Grabs the helmet and puts it on). (Shushes Donkey). Fiona's voice is heard although she isn't moving her lips. The bishop gasps, shuts his book, and quietly slinks off. Hey! Move it along. I swear! I'm makin' waffles. Shrek brings the knight over to Donkey, who leans on the ropes and headbutts the knight. Donkey sheepishly smiles and Shrek sighs in annoyance. Shrek puts his entire hand over Fiona's face, stopping her in her tracks. Donkey trots over to Shrek as he kneels by the fire and fiddles with one of the spits. Very clean. Oh, you must know how it goes: A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight, and then they share true love's first kiss. Fiona initially looks happily surprised to see him, but quickly becomes upset. Shrek's voice echoes throughout the camp and everyone falls silent. Here I go. FARQUAAD: (To himself) Two? Next! Donkey sharply leans his head to the side, letting off a loud crack. In the past, humans worried about beasts and godlike forces, but you don't need to fear starvation when you have grocery stores. Suddenly the pulley comes loose and Shrek starts falling. Fiona jumps in front of Shrek, blocking him. Shrek burns his foot trying to stomp out the campfire, so Donkey pees on the fire to put it out. She's lifted up into the air and she hovers while the magic works around her. What do I have to do get a little privacy? Good? FIONA: I can't just marry whoever I want. SHREK Oh, come on! 3. Farquaad pulls out a dagger and holds it to Fiona's throat. SHREK: So, um, what did Fiona say about me? SHREK: You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. - akahunahi Oct 10, 2018 at 4:41 2 SHREK: Wait a second. Help! Shrek and Fiona give each happy looks, having made up an excuse to stall for time. Time out, Shrek! You're not that ugly. GINGY: Okay, I'll tell you. Captain, round up some guests! Puss leaps onto the bed. Fiona gives Shrek one last spiteful look. Shrek shakes the torch until the dwarf falls into a pond. SHREK: Are you talkin' to(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? She begins backing up toward the windmill. SHREK: Love me? Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add. DONKEY: I guess it's just my animal magnetism. Here's what we know. Understand? I'm the gingerbread man! FIONA: Oh, now you wanna talk? Farquaad grabs ahold of his crown and puts it on. (to her stomach) Can you hear me? I like that boulder. Fiona makes eye contact with Shrek before he turns away. They never last, do they? A single light shines in the window of the tallest tower. DONKEY: Oh, good. Farquaad is atop a high up balcony, flanked by two guards, addressing the crowd. THE CAPTAIN: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. We can keep going. You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something, which I think means he has a really Shrek interrupts Donkey by stepping on his foot, causing him to fall to the ground in pain. More guards enter carrying an object covered by a sheet. You're She turns to see Shrek slide down the hill and crash into Donkey. We've got a big day ahead of us. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only. At least we know where the princess is, but where's the Donkey screams and takes off running, narrowly dodging the dragon's fiery breath. I'm right here beside ya, okay? You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings. That's another thing we have in common. SHREK: I--there's nothing to tell. You think --who, whoa, wait a sec. She screams and lands on a sack of flour, launching a cloud of flour into the air. Donkey wanders off in the opposite direction, still talking to himself, and pushes his way through a giant set of doors. FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. Shrek script Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. Magnitude. (Picks up Donkey by his ears and tail) It's no wonder you don't have any friends (drops him). Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please! The crowd gasps at the mention of Lord Farquaad. Take a look at me. DONKEY: Go ahead, have some fun. Dragon roars, causing most of the guards to away in fear. DONKEY: Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. SHREK: Hi, everyone. Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. He hands it back to an appalled Fiona, but before she can react, they are startled by the dragon's roar and she drops it to the floor. Shrek looks back at the laughing crowd and then down at the floor, dejected. I know that. DONKEY: Shrek? DONKEY: (Nervously to himself) Okay, don't look down. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Shrek shakes his head and starts walking back to his swamp. She said I was ugly! The sooner, the better. Fiona leans over a barrel filled with water, looking at her reflection. PINOCCHIO: I'm not a puppet. (walks towards the castle). Take love's true form.". Shrek jumps off the balcony, grabbing a chain connected to the chandelier. They hear a trumpet fanfare from afar and head over to investigate. GORDER: (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed. FIONA: A door. I'm already on a quest. I wish I had a step right here. SHREK: Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. DONKEY: Ha-ha-ha! Farquaad motions to the guards, who aim their crossbows at Shrek and Donkey. Shrek looks around, noticing a man holding up a cue card up to the crowd that reads "APPLAUSE". DONKEY: What's the matter with you? He rolls over, knocking Fiona off her feet and causing her to land on top of him. Please welcomeCinderella! Donkeys don't have layers. Oh, I know! The big shiny one, right there. As they walk away from the crowd Shrek grabs the torch from a dwarf cheering them on, who refuses to let go. Fiona hits a high, horrible note that causes the bird to explode. DONKEY: Shrek, we can do better than that. SEQ. Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?! Shrek uses a folding chair to smack the knight lying on the ground. I warn ya! (Looks at Shrek's "keep out" signs) I guess you don't entertain much, do you? What am I? Put me down! I'm a terrifying ogre! That was amazing! Fiona looks at him blankly, confused but not frightened. DONKEY: Hey what's your problem Shrek? Shrek pushes Fiona off him and rolls over to face Donkey. How do you do that? SHREK: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick. DONKEY: (trailing after Shrek) Oh, you both have layers. Shrek laughs, but then groans as Donkey doesn't get the joke. She tries to sneak away, but a wood plank breaks and she falls down with a crash. He cups his hands and calls into the woods. It is fucking amazing he does some rest I supposed, but he doesn't go down one bit, and he screams really really loud. No! (Donkey stays silent). DONKEY: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek. Fiona wakes up and looks at him lying on the floor unconscious. For her true love and true love's first kiss. I don't think this is fit for a princess. MONSIEUR HOOD: Please, monster! Ha, ha! SHREK: Oh, yeah! Behind a broken wall, a giant eye opens to see an unaware Donkey. 65m. Donkey looks inside from a window, and then lays down by the front door. She puts her hand on his arm, but he nudges it away and walks past her. I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. Everyone stands in awe. Shrek yelps and jumps away. I give you our champion! All you have to do is marry a princess. Fiona grabs Donkey's head and pulls it down to her. Yeah. A group of birds flocks out the top of the roof, startling Donkey. Oh. Shrek turns, takes note of the princess and walks across the room over to her. He looks down and picks up a wanted poster dropped by one of the villagers. DONKEY: Princess? Only a true friend would be that truly honest. FIONA: Mirror, mirror, show her to me. (laughs). Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures! They hang onto the bridge as they are swung to the other side. DONKEY: You know what else everybody likes? A sonnet! Every night I become this. (his nose grows). SHREK: Let's just say I'm not your type, okay? See?! Your future awaits you. Donkey looks into her eyes as she pets his muzzle, and he calms down. This is not dignified! I'll never be stubborn again. Cut to a storybook that reads "And they lived ugly ever afterTHE END". Guards! You don't have to worry about a thing. With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire. I was talkin' to you. I'm a real boy. (laughs). Her expression changes from confusion to horror as Monsieur Hood sings the last line: MONSIEUR HOOD: I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart, keep your eyes on me, boys 'cause I'm about to start Fiona swings down from the tree limb and kicks Monsieur Hood in the head, knocking him unconscious. The Dragon's Keep towered before them, a dilapidated castle, burned and blackened. He jumps on it just as Dragon tries to bite them and slides down it. Fiona points downwards at a small arrow jutting out of Shrek's behind. FARQUAAD: There's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list. They mount it on the wall and the Captain removes the sheet. DONKEY: This is gonna be fun! This is all my fault. FIONA: I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me. The dragon begins to swing its tail back and forth with Shrek still holding on, then launces him into the air. Shrek glances over to see if Donkey understands him, but is met with a blank look. In 2001, the landscape of animated films changed forever when Shrek premiered. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. Hmm? She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. DONKEY: Celebrity marriages. Give me another chance! Of course! Come on! SHREK: Oh, no. Donkey stares silently at Shrek for a moment and then sits down beside him. Both Donkey and Shrek's ears lower, taken aback by her outburst. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She breathes a sigh of relief. Okay. She hurries over to him. The swamp is a mess but the fairytale creatures are gone. Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. Shrek and Fiona walk down the aisle to their awaiting carriage, which is made of a giant onion. Cut it out! SHREK: Donkey, two things, okay? DONKEY: But, you know, umyou're kind of an ogre. "Wanted. That's Duloc. Shrek is walking towards the windmill with a sunflower in his hand, talking to himself. Take it away! MIRROR: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. The princess here was just--. Donkey begins to hum 'On the Road Again'. FIONA: Excuse me. They stop for a moment as Shrek figures out which direction to go. FARQUAAD: She's married to the muffin man A door opens and the Captain of the Duloc Guards steps in. Standing at the height of four and a half feet, he is much shorter than Fiona. Get up! FARQUAAD: Outrageous! The sooner we get to Duloc the better. The princess and the unknown man land on a limb high above in the trees It is none other than Monsieur Hood, also known as Robin Hood. You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre. I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed! Donkey is frozen with fear, unable to tell who the figure is. FARQUAAD: Indeed. Shrek and Fiona try to grab each other's arms but are pulled away from each other. There are little wooden people inside and they begin to sing. DONKEY: Hey, now. In a field, Shrek swats away at a swarm of flies following him. GreatGingerBread 3 yr. ago. DONKEY: Don't feel bad, Princess. I've heard enough. All except for one with an image of Farquaad on it, which Dragon breaks with her fist. Your welcome is officially worn out! Shrek picks up the last knight, spinning him over his head and then throwing him against the post of the wrestling ring. Good night. Shrek suddenly lets go of the branch, tripping Donkey over, and he walks away. the entire bee movie script. DONKEY: (as he's done singing and we fade to black) Oh, that's funny. The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. You know what else? She smiles as she turns around to walk up the windmill's steps. FARQUAAD: All right then. Ha, ha! I'm the stair master. SHREK: It's quiet. Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our "happily ever after." Donkey butts his head against it and the two struggle over it. SHREK: Oh you can't tell me you're afraid of heights. Okay, um, ogres are like onions. Just the word parfait makes me start slobbering. Donkey is asleep. Singing) "'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have friends". FARQUAAD: That champion shall have the honor-- no, no -- the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. You handle the dragon. Farquaad looks at her approvingly and the Captain claps. Shrek starts pulling down the wall and picks up a large branch. Well, this is delicious. She sees the rising sun, and as the sun crests the sky, she turns back into a human. What are you doing? I didn't know you wrote poetry. (They come over a hill overlooking Shrek's home.) Shut. In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. Does anyone know the Heimlich?! FARQUAAD: Ugh! Suddenly an accordion begins to play and the Merrymen pop out from the bushes. GINGERBREAD MAN: God bless us, every one. I'm gonna die. The guards laugh at the Mirror's joke. FARQUAAD: Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane? FARQUAAD: Kill him if you have to--but get him! SHREK: The wedding! {Sniffs} You know, not everybody likes onions. Is that about right? You're-- You're--. FIONA: Well(laughs) when one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's athere's an arrow in your butt! Fiona kneels down and takes Donkey's head in her arms. Shrek smiles knowingly at Fiona. Unfortunately there is a crack in the stone and it hits Shrek right in the groin. DONKEY: All right, all right. FIONA: You're -- you're wonderful. Oh, no. Among the attendees are the fairytale creatures once banished to the swamp, as well as a few Duloc Guards. FIONA: It'll take that long? Dragon chases after them, the chain of the chandelier still unraveling. Shrek, still standing nearby with his back turned, is hurt by the comment. There is a montage of scenes as the group heads back to Duloc. Left behind on the horse is a large set of gauntlets and a pair of leg extenders that reached down to the stirrups, which made him look so tall on the saddle. Fiona belches, stopping Shrek and Donkey in their tracks. This was not Shrek's intention. Cake! SHREK: Like that's ever gonna happen. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. FARQUAAD: Okay, okay, uh number three! The fields of Duloc stretch out before before, and further in the distance stands the Duloc Castle. FIONA: I tell him, I tell him not. No one likes a kiss ass. Calm down. He gestures at the skeleton of a knight laying against the wall, a charred outline of a man burned into the stone behind it. FARQUAAD: This hocus-pocus alters nothing! They head off. You're right. DONKEY: Yes. DONKEY: Shrek! She was talkin' aboutuhsomebody else. This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign. dropping the poster to the ground. What are you doing? DONKEY: It is, around your half. SHREK: I don't care what everyone likes. SHREK: (Whispering) This is the part where you run away. Oh. Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip. -Oh! SHREK: Does anyone else know where to find him? Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him and glares down at Donkey. Blue flower, red thorns. Fiona sheepishly smiles at Shrek. Shrek hears a noise from inside and turns to find the source. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare -- you name it. The skeleton head falls off and Donkey gasps. The mirror shows a portrait of Princess Fiona leaning on the window of her tower. (he grabs all three mice) What are you doing in my house? Hours have passed and Fiona has calmed down. Fiona turns her attention away from the setting sun. 1 at the domestic box office, it went on to earn nearly $ 500 million worldwide on a production budget of $60 million. SHREK: (laughs) I just--you know - - Oh, come on. SHREK: Enough! A large group of guards stand outside the cathedral on watch. Turn your head and cough! MIRROR: Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is.! Horses, kegs of beer, arrow targets, and other equipment are scattered about. You can't breathe a word. My mouth was open and everything. SHREK: Oh! She smiles, clears her throat, and holds out a handkerchief. Finally all the knights are down. FARQUAAD: Oh, this is precious. SHREK: Just keep moving. DONKEY: Blue flower, red thorns. Hmm? Donkey looks suspiciously over at the large pile of firewood already piled up. (looks down and yelps) I don't have any toes! Shrek steps back in shock, misunderstanding the conversation's meaning. DONKEY: What are you asking me for? Fiona and Farquaad are standing at the altar as the priest conducts the ceremony. FARQUAAD: Oh, that is so sweet. The first to climb out, Fiona gracefully slides down to the bottom of the volcano hill. His eyes cross and as he reaches the bottom of the slide, he groans and stumbles off. Well, guess what! There's no time. They dodge a blast of fire from Dragon. And all she ever do was like you, maybe even love you. GUARDS: Two! (breaks the broom in half). DONKEY: Because that's what friends do! The Mirror reluctantly rewinds and begins to play again from the beginning, displaying the image of Fiona waiting in her tower. FARQUAAD: Brave knights! DONKEY: I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. (Moving Donkey's lips) I can talk. Donkey, frantic, begins to scamper around hysterically. Donkey catches up to them. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.". SHREK: So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. LITTLE PIG: Lord Farquaad. Using himself as a screen, the Magic Mirror reveals three shadowy portraits of princesses. Donkey steps through a rotting board, which falls down into the fiery lava below. THE CAPTAIN: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and(Shrek slowly approaches the group of guards, the guards visibly frightened by him) transport you to a designatedresettlementfacility? It's beautiful! The exit's over there! That one there? DONKEY: And you know what else? FIONA: You did it! I guess I am just a big, stupidugly ogre. You're not supposed to be an ogre! hear no evil, speak no evil skull tattoo. Unsee by either of them, Fiona was peeking around the cave door, eavesdropping on the conversation. Come on. DONKEY: Hey, that's what friends are for, right? A bluebird flies over to join in her song. The Three Blind Mice in the movie were changed from being 3 older men to 3 young women. You wanna do this right, don't you? Shrek, greatly annoyed, lifts his hand and snuffs out a little fire on the bed left behind by the Dronkeys. DONKEY: I dunno, Shrek. I don't have time for this. DONKEY: Oh! Nothing would make--. The game was published by Activision on May 15, 2007, for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 2, Wii, Windows, Nintendo DS, and Game Boy Advance . Dragon sits on a floor littered with a horde of gold coins and jewels. Well was it something you ate? Can you forgive me? Really. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. Doesn't that bother you? SHREK: It's on my to-do list, now come on! PUSS Okay. A voice sounds from the distance. There's no our. Chirpy music quietly plays from a set of loudspeakers. It didn't come off no stone neither. As they reach the middle of the bridge the fire burns the bridge and it snaps in half. You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! (He drops out of the air and hits the ground with a thud.). Shrek manages to grab Donkey out of the way just as the dragon breathes another fireball. Shrek climbs to the top of a tree, using his weight to cause the tree to bend over the river and form a bridge. Layers! See ya later. How about that? The crowd cheers and applauds. Shrek changed the animation game forever (and if you're doubting its prestige, tell us why it premiered at Cannes!). SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. She leans over to kiss Farquaad but Shrek pulls her away by the hand. Fiona catches a snake, blows into its mouth, fashions it into a balloon animal and presents it to Shrek. Oh, no, No! I won't tell him. GUARDS: He's getting away! DONKEY: You think Shrek is your true love! Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time. She called me a noble steed. 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